Midnight Adventurer

I've never been to Ireland
'cept for after midnight
in my head
and all my imagination can conjure up
are green hills,
a blarney stone
and a handful of drunk men
spouting off limericks.

I haven't seen streets
or dogs, though I suspect they are there too
somewhere. Is the same moon just as luminous?
I can only suspect.
Do they watch reality TV, game shows?
If I were brighter
I might know such things.